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November 14th, 2006

05:58 pm - Dusting it off............ BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND IS TRAVIS'S LIVE JOURNAL!!! I am not sure if it is a sign of the end times or maybe just a sign that i feel like ranting like a 13 yearold girl who just got her first period. eighter way its gonna be bloody. actually i think the conversation of my old lj came up like this kenny- yeah so i miss your lj scott- eh, it was funny kenny- so why did you stop? me- well basically it was around kens face rape incedent and i didnt want to get caught up in it so i just stoped and kinda forgot it, maybe ill start itup again AND BEHOLD THAT WAS IT (nothing monumental), eh i dont even know what i want to write about here anymore, real life experiences? philisophical and religous debates? social commentary? more bad grammar and horrible spelling because i never erase what i wrote to apease my creative freedom? maybe just some fart jokes? who knows. Ahem As for me personally i am doing splended, i am still in portland and would one day like to burn this city to the ground, for personal reasons as well as sexual reasons (fire is so hawt). for one- to all the crack heads and bums just because i walk around at night doesnt mean i got a gram of meth on me, oh and that would mean our next door neighbors would burn too!!! ok here is the thing think art student hippie wonder trash. so that means they have a "band", and i use that term losely, you cant call yourself a band if you have three guys together in one room and occasionally wake up from pot naps to play 3 guitar cords wrong and uberly amped with one snare drum on which whom ever plays it must have cerebral palsy from the NO BEAT YOU HAVE!! i dont mind having to hear loud musical practice, in fact our other neighbors do it, petter downstairs plays a very loud piano but he is like a master pianist so its like waking up in the morning and promanading around to classical music making the apartment feel even more swanky weeeeheeeee pip pip so they great and ever diabetic frendly holliday seasons are apon us, holidays like thanksgiving where we give thanks that all them damn redskins got killed so we have more food, and then the great day when santa was born and forgave us for our sins and gives us presents to boot! not to mention hang over day for the new years, a day to start everything with a clean slate by making mistakes (like banging that new intern girl over the copier at the company party and getting her knocked up) Bless america *sniff sniff* And lets not forget that after newyears is the ever popular BALES DAY!! the best holliday ever when all bales gather together and sing songs about the begining of our clan and the comming of our messiah. ALL HAIL THE GREAT BALESBEAST! ALL SINNERS WILL BE PURGED WITH FEROCIOUS FACE LICKINGS AND SARCASTIC BANTER!! i mean......uhhh....... fire... PURGED IN FIRE..... it sounds more manly and destructive. grrrrr heheheh bales day JAN 5 BITCHES me- yeah so i think we should all get together to summon a monstrosity form the void scott- dude i dont want to do that on our birthday me- but....but holly- i just want to go out and drink and PARTAAH!! paul- i likes da parties!! me- but but cosmic nether monster!! scott- ok so holly and paul say drinking party, i just want to eat tons of cake and travis wants to summon the fabled balesbeast that our family has propheced for aeons. holly- i like cake..... paul- i enjoy confectionary delights as well me- ......*grumble grumble* i like cake too scott- ok so its settled it shall be cake day and not doom for man kind day, maybe next year me- oh man........ i suppose that is it for now, dont want to over do it, but eh, if anyone has questions comments or concerns of this lj return for balesbeasts sake leave a comment and ill get back to you. Current Mood: its mid nov and its hot Current Music: imogen heap- hide and seak

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March 3rd, 2006

01:12 am - the guns of brixton........ lets see now........ where to begin i guesse i really havent updated alot recently, i really havent felt the need to word vomit recently important stuff first then -my place of work is probly going to be a Panera soon, which is cool when i went for my interview i liked the place alot, seemed pretty swanky -winter sucks sometimes, cold=the death of everyone -i guesse i could rant about a bunch of stuff but i feel quiet placid right now so i wont work myself up, but i guesse i could touch on a few subjects -training, alot has been expected of me and it is really hard to do some of the things i have been told to do, but if i dont do them then i fail everything i want to aspire to whatever that is, it took a little while to figure out what that is but i am sure what it is now........ it isnt just about me anymore, if i fail then i fail everyone in the future who would need me, i can do stuff now but i need the skills and information my teacher can give me, i cant screw this up like i have been doing recently, i WONT screw it up anymore. he is hard on me because he knows i have it in me to do it, i just have to do now and dont try........ god damn it all i saw in that last sentence was yoda........ great all i need is a little green freak following me around *walks into a resturant followed by yoda* me- excuse me id like a table for two waitress- ok, would you like a booster seat for your....... friend yoda- you need the seat not i waitress- oooooooook me- be nice you little ass goblin yoda- bring you to your seat miss i shall waitress- sir thats my job and.......*yoda sits down and pulls waitress onto lap* SIR! me- *shakes head* yoda- finest seat in house yes? me- I CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE!!! THIS IS WHY WE DONT HAVE NICE THINGS!! AHEM eh, fuck college, fuck it in the ear, i never really wanted to go anyways, i hate the thing it is and can't stand it, i could write a book why i dont like it and it would be thicker then war and peace........ but no one read that because russians are silly here is a short list - colleges like to think of themselves as freethink areas to expand your horizons and want students to think for themselves and think "outside the box"......... this in itself is step one to a veeeeeeeery big problem as i see it probly 95 percent of the world falls into what i will say is category A, cattegory A composses of what is considered popular thought (white is white and black is black, thinking inside the box) and counter thought (white is black and black is white, thinking outside the box) the 5 percent that is left relize that there is no fucking box, they think what they want to without trying to limit theirselves to some limited view so they can join some made up club of thinkers on eighter side of the fence it is really hard to explain so here is an expamle from a class i was in we read an article on racism and we had a little discussion with the problems of the day, seeing most of the college crowd abors racism no one would admit to any racist activities of their own, so popular thought for this one is i hate balck people, counter would be i love black people, the other 5 well let me get to that, so as everyone went around telling how they treat different races and groups with tremendous respect as well as trying to encoperate their "cultures" into their lives (so they seem less racist) it came to me, and i told the class that the majority of them what i call second hand racism, and that would be a form of it where you are still segragating different groups into some sort of unifying idea. for one all black people dont listen to rap (i point to the obvious wigga in the class who just before me said he loved black people because he listens to rap to prove it) saying that rap is tied to them as some sort of cultural thing was way out of hand, go to africa you think rap is tied to them? thats just like saying i like mexicans because i eat salsa, sure those people are trying but you guys dont need to treat someone different then you better so they dont think you are racist, this is a problem for us white people because we are portrayed as bigoted on tv and what not as haveing a problem with different groups, so to prove that isnt true lots of whites bow down to other groups even if they being treated poorly, if someone is giving you shit tell them so even if they are different there is hope though, i have caught a few episodes of the Boondocks on cartoon network and the show is amazing at portaying this issue, it is very well written, it makes me think with this theme comming into light a change is comming and that makes me smile going with this idea being straight doesnt mean you dont understand shit, but that another story back to college points of suckatude -BA actually does equal BS, if you want to actually use your degree you have to do about 8-10 years of college, a BA now adays is equal to 10-15 years ago GED, i dont ever want to work my way into a $100,000 hole just so i can spend the first 20 years of outside of school to clime out of it -college = highschool part 2, sorry but i think i grew up to long ago to deal with most my peers, my raising was well, my parents never tried to keep us in the dark about the "REAL WOLRD", one of the phrases i hate, in highschool it was wait till you get to the real world and see how its like, in college they say the same fucking thing, its god damn upsetting, i dont know about you but i have lived in the realworld my entire life, i know how it works, i dont need to be treated like i have no fucking idea whats going on, you dont need to change my diaper, i know how to pay my taxes i know how to survive, stop treating my peers like children and you might be surprised at what happens, kids, teenagers, college kids arent stupid, if you tell them right off what the deal is they might just be ok, not hit college and become horrible quivering messes i have seen too much of when they think the hit the "real world" and find it too scarry because everything has been done for them previous to this encounter. ahhh well thats it with that for now, sure this isnt the case for everything, thats an absolute, (AND ONLY SITHS DEAL IN ABSOLUTES, heheh ill continue with the star wars theme) i have met some very understanding proffesors when it came to my ideals, they loved them, but too few for me to be satisfied, college was a nice experience but its not for me right now, if ever again, thinking about it makes me sick....... maybe someday it will change, but then this whole world will need to, and you know what it will, and ill be there helping meh i want to write more but ill save that for next time and boys and girls together we fight, and together we die or win - zulu saying we are in this all, one person cant do it all, too bad, that means i cant be lazy and sleep all day ^_^ haiku static thoughts and lives a winter culture disovles TECHNO DANCE PARTY!!! (travis couldnt figure out how to end this....... suggestions?) Current Mood: cookie dough = poison Current Music: poe- hey pretty

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February 23rd, 2006

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February 6th, 2006

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February 5th, 2006

09:46 pm - ummm duh Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent, quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one can change that. Usually quiet but only because your listening, don't let anyone think you haven't got an opinion! Your not quiet because your shy or sad, your usually quiet because you are thinking. Your answers are well planned and helpful so people generally seek your advice. Your the perfect balance between solitary and outgoing. But sometimes you need a little time to yourself to sort out your emotions and figure things out. You understand the phrase 'sticks and stone' and rarely let things get to you. What's that important for you to have to get so upset over? You know what you want out of life but are simply taking your time and enjoying things. To you your life is fine as it is, you can always change things later if your not happy. .:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers- brought to you by Quizilla

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January 29th, 2006

09:36 pm Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait. And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

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January 12th, 2006

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December 14th, 2005

12:51 pm - I LIVE! sorry internet viewers but travis has been a little busy lately you know school moving into swank heights not having internet for awhile not dying same old i suppose lets see i just got out of the hospital for 3 days because my body still hates me, me got sick and that fucked me over again, my heart rate wouldnt drop below like 160 beats per minute so i didnt sleep for two days (you try sleeping when your blood is over twice as fast as it should be, at least i had time to count the dots on the ceiling ^_^) eh it happens i suppose......... i hope some day i wont have to worry if i am gonna sufficate in my sleep or have my organs kill each other........... but then life wouldnt be so exciting would it? me- hey hows it going normal human! dude- huh? i guesse ok me- anything interesting happen to you recently? HHHMMMM?!?!?! dude- well i saw a man with a funny hat yesturday......... *chuckles*....... such a silly hat me- HA such a mundane creature you are!! LOOK AT MY NEW DEVELOPMENT!!! *lifts shirt* dude- *girly scream* Oh! oh....... my god....... me- i call this one billy and this one frankyo dude- are those your organs ........ outside your skin......*vomits* me- no! silly man creature these are tumors that formed into new organs that you cant imgaine what they do!! dude- like another stomache or something? me- well not really....... this one makes me able to control time and space......... and this one *squishes it and it makes a fart noise* well......... i think thats all that one does dude- why arent you dead yet? me- *leans in close and points to the sky* because god hates me my friend....... he hates me yeah the apartment is pretty awsome so far........ dont have enough shit to fill it though....... but soon to be remedied!!! SWANKY I TELL YOU SWANKY!!! WE HAVE A MARBLE TABLE!!! ^_^ i should get some pics online of the place.......... hmmmmmmm reminder i need new job........ any suggestions? i guesse a lot of shit has been happening other wise but eh just wanted to let you people know i am not dead......... yet .......WOOT! as for plans for xmas and time around it i have no idea........ ill be down sometime -dawn- slow fading spirits sanguine takes hold of darkness newly white washed world Current Mood: weeze Current Music: the hippos - pollution

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November 19th, 2005

03:09 pm - rock out with your cock out........... *rooster crows* well hello boys and girls and all the ships at sea.......... for those ships not at sea.......... GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND DO SOMETHING!!! ahem well i have about a week before moving into swank hieghts (new apartment) and tis awsome, people should come and visit it seeing its gonna be my awsome pad for a while. ahhhh tis gonna be awsome. me- and this is our main hallway complete with a fountain of water, wine, milk and honey guest- wow this is awsome *gets all sticky from the fountain of honey* me- oh you havent seen the good stuff yet, over here we have the door to the dungeon *cracks it open and blood curtling screams insue* HEY WILL STOP PLAYING AROUND WE HAVE GUESTS TO ENTERTAIN! guest- ummmm thats kinda freaky me- oh its nothing really, he is only creating his art...... you know artist, crazy bunch, but they are all nice on the inside will-*clammers out of the basement with bloody entrails all over his shirt* HAllo guest, please pardon my attire, they dont like to go queitly. guest- wha-what were you doing Brenden- *pops out a ceiling tile* *speaks in a old man from like scotland voice* I CAN TELL YE WHA THE HE DEVIL BE DOINGS!!! HE USED SCOTTS CLONING MACHINE AND BEEN MAKIN SO CALLED "ART" OUT OF THEM!! *hisses* guest- uh uh ummmm uh me- please assure me its ok we framed one of will's first clone for the murder and because of double jeopardy laws he can kill as many as he wants legally speaking....... Brenden- *runs back into his hole in the ceiling* KILL ALL THE DAMNED CREATIONS!! SACREMENTS AGAINST GOD!!!! PURGE THIS EARTH OF THEIR FOUL STENCH!!! *rings bell in the steeple on the roof* THE BELLS THE BELLS!!! me- never should have gotten him that bell....... tis a headache it is Tom- GOD DAMN IT!!! guest- i dont know whats going on Tom- i was making a nice cake and its all flat now from that inferno bell!! *cries* RUINED RUINED! guest- i think ill be leaving Tom- BUT THE CAKE WAS FOR YOU!!! you must take it with you.... me- yes he put his heart and soul into it....... literally guest........ *takes soul cake*...... thanks......*runs out* will- you gave him the wrong cake didnt you....... TOm- well yeah i wouldnt give me soul away that easily me- *looks out window* damn the dinosaurs outside are after him...... Tom- yeah i made it from the sex glands of the female ones........ drives the others into a sex craze will- ewwww our little guesty westy will be raped and clawed to death Brenden - *from the bell tower* BEASTIALITY IS A SIN, REPENT!!!! Me, Will, and Tom - SHUT UP! Brenden- OH ILL SEE ALL YOUR TWISTED ASSES IN HELL!!! THE FROZEN LAKE WILL BE GLAD TO ACCEPT THEE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA *cough* me- *look out window again* is it a bad thing to tape this guy and the dinosaurs for profit...... will- Allready ahead of you i got the surrounding 10 blocks wired........ wanna watch it on the big screen? Tom- ILL BRING COOKIES AND PUNCH!!! yeah about that............... i ........... like...............cheese? eh i actually have serious stuff to talk abou but i really dont feel like it.......... so......... YEAH! ill do that later when i feel like it punk asses "Let one walk alone, commiting no sin, with few wishes, like an elephant walking in the forest." -budda or what ever name you want to put to it Current Mood: *blink* Current Music: Eien no Sora - S3

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November 14th, 2005

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November 8th, 2005

12:37 pm You scored as Lara Croft. A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination. </td> Lara Croft 96% The Amazing Spider-Man 83% Neo, the "One" 79% William Wallace 75% Indiana Jones 75% Captain Jack Sparrow 71% Batman, the Dark Knight 67% El Zorro 63% James Bond, Agent 007 58% The Terminator 58% Maximus 54% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

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November 4th, 2005

01:21 am - a mountain named monkey swanky.......... thats all i have to say HOPE HOPE HOPE any who....... thats all about a place i hope to live in soon because it is super awsome, and if i talk about it anymore i think i shall explode......... the place........ its just so uber swanky, and scott the landlord is increadably awsome. even though i think we have made p too many false rumors about him in the few hours of knowing him......... but eh its one of my dreams to have the super crazy fun cool landlord *knock at front door* me- um hey scott whats happening scott- hey guys come with me you wouldnt believe what i just did tom- it isnt like the time you reinacted the battle of midway in our building was it? because we are still patching up the shell holes. scott- no its alot cooler than that will- oh is it like when you found out how to transmute gold out of anything, it was pretty cool taking a shower in golden water scott- no, but that was a good time, i used it to turn my genitalia into a golden rod if you get my drift brenden- did you hire a stripper army again to protect us from the cowboys riding dinosaurs that the landlord down the block made? scott- no but tricksy says hello to you guys and anytime you need their "protection" again just give them a ring travis- is it anything like when you dug to the center of the earth and met the mole people and convinced them to make ciy hall into a sink hole scott- even better! i charted out the entire human genome and found the secret of using your body to shapeshift....... here check this out *transforms into an octopus* isnt this sweet!!! throw me against the wall to see if i stick ahhhh i like that place oh yeah as a word to the populace wandering aorund portland NO I DONT HAVE ANY COKE FOR SALE!!! damn i think there is a peddler walking around that must look like me or something, ahhhh well better then being mistaken as some things *me walking around town* obese lady- hey i need to rest these tired legs of mine on a good bench me- hey lady what are you doing obese lady- just sit right here *sits on poor travis* me- oh god the pain!!! cant breath.......... obese lady- hmmmm shouldnt have eaten all those beans..... me- look of absolute horror yeah about that anyways thats all for today and so i leave you with haiku!!! no winding petals balls of luminence in their stead too soon for christmas Current Mood: meh! Current Music: silver future by monster magnent

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November 1st, 2005

02:00 pm - this exuberance is insubstantial ok so since it was just good old dead peoples day i shall update with a wonderfully travis special lj halloween addition as seen on TV *cough* *lights come on* *me dressed up as naughty nurse with a background of ever changing midgets in various costums* me *in a psuedo russian romanian accent* -Heeeello and velcome to Tatianya's halloween do's and don'ts. Zee show that could make or break your special night of greed and vanity. *Purrrr* Not everyone can be as much of a beauty as i am *tosses hair* but i cant blame you for trying. Now to get down to, how you say, buisness *saucy wink*. First on my list is why people should not trick or treat in my neck of zee woods. To rotect you self and your tastey children heed what i have to say. I have broken down to the different groups you should be wary of in the north end of town. *straightens stocking lines* 1. The samalians. Sure it looks like a really cool yard full of hanging and impailed bodies, and the really life like sounds of groans and screams. To find a scary place to trick or treat is what the kids will experience as a wet dream in a few years. The thing you have to relize is that those are actual real people impailed in the yard. If you go to a samalian death house please turn away before they think your evil spirits and stick you in there front yard. 2. The asians. Small houses is where they dwell but within their compounds is a small army, and the army is always growing. Going to a asian houshold is dangerous as well. If you cant beat them in martial arts they will enslave you to make quilts in some back room for the nearby asian market. 20 hour work days, only millet to eat, and no one speaks english expect one lady with all her teeth missing, at least your not dead. 3. The italians. Seeing the only somewhat reconizable white group in the area is a small portion of italians its actually hard to come across. Whats even harder is other caucasions but ill get to those. AS for the italians they want you to be satisfied about what they give you (that being candy, pasta, or wine)so much that if you dont feel 200% satisfied they will kill who ever served you to make up the honor loss. Now if you do end up taking somethign from them you owe them a favor, and some day down they line they will call you and you gotta pay it up.(hell how did they get you number? well they are the mob they can do anything). That little charleston chew is looking pretty insignificant now isnt it....... now you have to kill some 30 something guy running a mom and pop store because he doesnt want to pay the "insurence". 4. The mexicans. Actually finding a mexian house is extremly lucky. They went out to buy candy but ended up eating it all before the trick or treaters arrived and get sick. IF you go to a mexican house you might here some vomiting from an upset stomache full of sugar and whole handles of booze. If you knock to many times you might get a bottle thrown from the bathroom to the door. IT might not seem to bad but the door can only take about 50 bottles before it breaks, and trust me there is way more than that in the place. WHOLE FURNITURE MADE OUT OF GLASS BOTTLES!!! Its crazy. 5. other whiteys. the most rare of the houses in the area and to find one one must be extremly cautious. For there is only two reasons that the white man is here, one he is from another country and is very confused when all these children are decked out in costums beggin them for candy. The most pain you would get is the handle end of a broom to get you away from their property. The other group is a grab bag, seeing they are int he ghetto area it means 1. they are poor and will huirt you for money or your candy, or 2.they are sadistic murdering bastards and will make art out of your bady parts for the mecca exibit over on congress street. So my darlings my best bet would be good decorations are actually real so stay away, small places breed big problems so stay away, dont take anythign from mario unless you want to owe him, lazy and food poisioning saves your ass, and FOR GOD SAKE RUN AWAY FROM WHITEY! *screams* *straightens fake breasts in nurse outfit* Anyvey........ thats it for our tips on hallveen for tonight....... tommorow ve start on thanksgiving and how to stuff *saucy wink* your turkey. *blows kisses good bye* Ow that actually hurt my head doing anyways i made a haiku for samhain living white specters hungry dead mouths hang open greed makes them forget one thing i love about haikus is that everyone thinks its about somethign else, if you can tell em what i originally had in mind for this one ill give you a digital cookie all in all doing ok peace out Current Mood: just needs this and MUUAAAH Current Music: Cloudy, with occasional rain - LAIN

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October 29th, 2005

12:54 pm You are the White Dragon. You are the almighty dragon who is respected by all. You are very wise, strong, and fair. You believe that everyone should be equal. You don't love people more then others, you treat all with kindness. You hate anger, and violence. When someone you know, or your friend is feeling down, you can always cheer them up again, with your gentle words, and your encouraging personality. You think that everyone can follow their dreams, and be happy. Nothing is impossible to you. If you were a Dragon, what color would you be? (With pics!) brought to you by Quizilla

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October 24th, 2005

12:12 pm - puppy love so i was walking up on munjoy hill when i saw this little black dirty smug nose pup sitting in a shotty yard behind a fence he was just staring off into space sitting and starring so like the inqusitive person i am looked where the dog was looking at on the other side of the street in a ritzy deced out white house with hard angled victorian furnishing and sitting on the ottoman table was one of those small white shaggy pups with red bows pulling back the hair from its face staring right back at the black smug nose from his grungy lot 'lemur' eh lemur i was half expecting a god damn dinsney filming crew to start yelling at me for getting in the way of their shot for their new beastal cross economic class culture love story anywho ill gab later peace Current Mood: its a monday!!! ^_^ Current Music: rivers edge - the pillows

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October 22nd, 2005

12:03 pm - late night c-span well lets see havent updated in a while so i guesse ill do it on this saturday on which my class was cancelled, wish i knew earlier so i could have made plans to visit peeps, ahhhh well interesting tao story, so i was walking with tom down near an industrial area at night when we saw an okhurst milk truck turn a corner right in front of us and the back door flew wide open, now one of those things that never happens to anyone but it does to me happened, crates of choclate milk came racketing off the back of the truck cracking off the pavement making the road into a river of choc milk. Now a hand cart also feel of the cart and seeing the driver didnt notice the dairy carnage behind of him we both set off to collect the soon to be spoil(ing)s of war. Seeing i myself dont like drinking milk on principles and ethics, and tom cant drink dairy we had no need for all this free milk. So after stacking the crates on the cart we walked about a block to the shiping plant and dropped off the damged goods to the man who was standing there. tom- excuse me sir? dude- *on cell phone* blah blah blah *glances at the two guys who are in his lot* me- ummm we kinda......... dude- BLAH BLAH BLAH *takes cell phone away* What do you want tom- we kinda saw this fall off one of your trucks dude- WELL SHIT! travis- just thought you'd want it back dude- *grunts* *tom and i look at each other and leave because the guy who lost all the stuff was driving into the lot* meh that was just one of the weird things to happen that night, and other nights, but i just want to tell you this one so im startign to work in the south portland store now......... in the god damn mall now i only set foot in the mall when i know what i want to get or if i want to look at shiny electronics and video games, im a woman when it comes to that. but now im in there almost everyday! *cries* *behind a huge crowd* mall rat #1- dude something is going on in the food court! mall rat #2- yeah i cant see anything past this crowd, but i think someone is yelling in galiek up there mall rat #1- just probly an employee who snaped, hang out here as long as i have and youll see a few mental breakdowns, once i saw this guy who stranged his manager with pretzle dough! mall rat #2- i think this has more than pretzles riding on it, do you smell roasting flesh? and the screams of a thousands years of pain in the span of one second.....*eyes start turning red*....... cant you feel the power of this man and his thirst for bloody vengence on a world gone mad!!! BRING THE PAIN TO US MASTER!! mall rat#1- oh great youve snaped too....... gosh i can never keep freinds here....... they eighter figure out hanging out at the mall is lame or turn into demon worshipers...... im going to the picture booth by myself today mall rat #2 THE PAIN FROM YOUR LONLINESS FILLS ME!!!! PICTURE BOOTHS ARE PAIN!!!! *squeels in delight* ok......... ughm i hope nowbody reads this thing anymore >.< so i started my training last thursday, so far nothing hard, just the ritual cleansing period, waiting for 3-6 months isnt going ot be too hard, just othe things are ........... eh im gonna enjoy it, itll be good for me, just got to keep on the positive side of things, but not too much ^_^ as for that same old, work, school, hw, eating, vomiting up blood, building time machines, resurecting the great kathulu, tempting small children with candy, making art out of living peoples entrails......... you know the usual things meh as soon as my foot heals from a nail being shoved through it i can go back to training my body, bloody nail, but then again ive been shoving a lot of metal though my skin recently good thing im all updated on tetnis shit. actually erase that, i want lock jaw me- mmmHHHFFFMHHHH professor- what the hell are you doing boy? me- MFFFFhhhpppfmmm student- he has lock jaw professor, he cant speak, see he got it from that motor blade sticking out of his back, or maybe the rebar from his leg, or the saw blade sticking out of his head, oh or maybe... professor- thats enough! Mr. Bales you just want to get out of your presentation today dont ya? me-hhhfffmmp professor- fine! you get a zero today i dont believe all those were by accident me- HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!!!! *slashes at teacher with spikey metal shit hanging out of body* professor- ouch that hurt you littlhmmmmmpfph! me- hm hm hm hm profesor- HMMPFFFFPHMMMF student- does that mean class is cancelled? all right peace all and se ya around Current Mood: HEY JIMMY!! Current Music: arrested in shanghi - rancid

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October 16th, 2005

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October 12th, 2005

10:29 am - i hate will!!!! must kill will!!! Tagged by willf The Rules: List five songs that you are currently loving. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the songs in your blog. Then tag five other LiveJournal friends to see what they're listening to. 1.Girls on film by Duran Duran 2.Kimi to ui hana by Asian Kung fu generation 3.Dont bother none by yoko kanno 4.St. Louise is listening by Soul Coughing 5.Walking in LA by hagfish ill just use the last 5 people who posted to make this taggin fair, that teachers you fuckers for updating thomas_o sethen fragilememory tilinka chani_sihaya have fun kiddies Current Mood: ZZZZzzzz Current Music: a new world has come - last exile OST

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October 8th, 2005

02:16 am - john everyman good day.... night....... (whatever it is) viewers lets do a little update shall we for one i stabbed myself at work yesturday with an exactoknife cutting boxes........ its probly the double shift+ 4 hours of sleep+ 3 hour class right before it........ it happens got 3 stiches and lots of klefex....... which i didnt think existed anymore(seeing high end antibiotics have gone down hill recently, and not to mention the side effects of it..... i thought the kgb and drug addicts in the 70's used up all of it........ shows what i know eh i think my manager and the chick working with me freaked more than i ever would have me-john, i cut myself John- HOLY CRIMSON HELL!!! ARE YOU GONNA DIE me- look you can see my muscles and bone........awsome chick- *passes out* John- how and why did this happen on my shift...... me- i cut myself to release myself from the pain of life *emo tear* John- ewww thats creepy me- well think about in 7 years the world will bein such a sad state from everything, it will be inhabital, hell even the aztecs predicted the magnectic poles to flip by 2012, its gonna suck dude John- wow, that does blow........ hell hand me that knife *cuts self* BANDWAGONS ARE COOL!!! naw it sucked, hell i didnt even feel it, which is strange, but then again i dont feel much of anything nowadays, its like my body has shut off any imput going into it. i hate what my bodys doing, but there isnt anything i can do about it besides just grin and bear it like always, just move on like always, only way i survive i suppose........ keflex dont like my liver eh more shit is going on i suppose, mary is sharing my room with me so she can get going on trying to work at the law office here in portland, eh i miss not having a room to myself but whatever to get some extra cash....... man i soooopoooooo....... hehehe south portland joke eh going ot get a new job soon hopefully at night because i do hw better durring the day and nights my brain naturally wants to play at night.......... meh so everything is kinda so so right now, some good some bad ill figure somethign out on of these days, or just for some miraculous feat of good fortune my body stops hating me so i can actually focus on something for once....... i will kill you brain, one way or the other if you dont start doing what i tell you too........ so i leave you with i a little art piece *stage set with a bucket balnced on a 5 year old chinease girls head full of acid, a mime smoking a huge cigar near a kitty pool of gasoline, a hindu laying on a bed of nails with a elephant suspended from some frayed ropes over him* *a man in a clean suit walks on stage holding a box with a big red button on it saying do not touch* *he gestures to it and presses it with some finaz and showmanship* *a huge obesse man is lifted from a trap door next to the suit man and farts louder than thunder* *all the players turn to the audience and take a bow* *curtains close* god art school would be so easy Current Mood: eggs and bakey Current Music: torika - yoko kanno

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October 2nd, 2005

12:07 pm - meh Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)" Moonlight You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.

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